What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Once upon a time, The end.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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