- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why so serious ?

non poop

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Chick Norris... Enough said

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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