What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Anti Joke

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