- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Choir.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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