Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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