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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Who invented apple? God

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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