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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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