What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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