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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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