What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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David Cameron

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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