- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

once you go black your credit goes wack

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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