Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Robin, get in the car!

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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