Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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