- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........