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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.