Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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This sentance contains three errers

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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