a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Robert Mugabe.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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