- Anti Joke

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS