- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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