- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Republicans

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

cats are pussies

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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