- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Sarah Palin.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Penis

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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