- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget walked under a bar.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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