Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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