- Anti Joke

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

cancer

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.