- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What fires shots? A gun

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Terry has ebola

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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