- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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