In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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