- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

The Moon Landing.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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