Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Title IX

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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