- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

knock knock Dave's not here.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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