RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

your face is kinda funny

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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