What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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