Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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