- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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