- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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