What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Emily Walker.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

BIG PENIS

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...