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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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