- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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