What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What's your guys names?

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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