A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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