Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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