What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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