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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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