Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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