- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

the power to turn magnetism into light

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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