- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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