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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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