do you wanna hear a joke school

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Turkeys are obese

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Anti Joke

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