What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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