Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What are annoying? Ads.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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