A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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