- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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