- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The truth is he loves her!!

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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