Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Sloths

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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