What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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