- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

The WNBA.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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