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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

This is a joke.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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