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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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you will like this because i am black.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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