Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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men's rights activists

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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