- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying