What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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