- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

No because your face is really f***** up.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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