If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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A gay man watches football.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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