- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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