- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A seal walks into a club.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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