Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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