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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

retard

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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