- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Once, I went to Peru.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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