Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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