what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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I woke up today

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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