- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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