How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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