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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

a skinny sumo wrestler

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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