A Mormon walks into a bar.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Emily Walker.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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