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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Rush Limbaugh

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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