Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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