A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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eat a hot dog

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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