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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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