Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A man walks into a bar

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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