- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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The NBA and womens sports

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Roses are flowers.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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