- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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