- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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