- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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