Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Irish sobriety

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

I am dyslexic

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Ain't idn't a word.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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