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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You had better thumbs up this post.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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