A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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don't just stand there

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