- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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