There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Well this is pointless.....

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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