Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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american idol

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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