- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Racial Equality

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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