What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Your Mom The End.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

And you honored it I see :P

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

what do you call a black guy african american

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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