- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Gustavo Andrade

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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