I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...