- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Women's rights.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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