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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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