- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

"Knock knock." "No."

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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