Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

no.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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